Wade | 9.4" × 1.65" Thrusting Dildo with Flared Mushroom Head, Heating & G-Spot Tip

The remote is tiny, doesn't get in the way in my hand at all. I use it face down and just tap to change settings without sitting up. Really convenient.

Nine speeds, and they're actually different from each other. The slow settings feel amazing, pulling all the way out and pushing back in one stroke at a time, and that mushroom head catches the same spot every pass. On the fast settings it all runs together and I'm just along for the ride.

The balls underneath are fully sculpted, not two lumps stuck on as an afterthought. They swing while I'm riding and sometimes slap against my thighs, which really sells the whole real person thing.

Apparently not.

That wider head is what makes Wade feel different from most of the powered toys I already own. It’s not just “more vibration” or another setting I’ll forget exists. There’s a very noticeable change in sensation when it moves, and that’s what made me keep reaching for it. I also like that it feels sturdy without feeling like I’m holding some giant machine. Used it a few times now and I’m still impressed.

I bought Wade because I wanted something with more movement than a regular vibrator. The rounded head and curved tip are what I notice most. It feels different from my older toys and gives me a reason to keep reaching for it.

First try I went a little too ambitious and had to slow myself down lol. Second time was much better. Definitely not the toy I grab when I’m in a hurry, but when I have time? Yeah.

I didn’t think much about the base when I ordered it. Turns out I notice it every time I use it.

Not having to constantly stop and adjust things makes the whole experience smoother.

My bedroom gets pretty chilly at night, especially during colder months. The warming feature ended up fitting naturally into when I usually use it.

I like that I can take my time instead of immediately jumping into everything at once.

Used it. Liked it. That’s basically my review.

The suction cup holds solid on the shower floor, and with the hot water running it stays warm inside too. I sit down on it and move at my own pace with the water coming down over me. I can picture that with my eyes closed.

The weight is very manageable for a woman, no strain holding it, and once the suction cup is down my hands are completely free. Cleaning is easy too, take it into the bathroom, rinse it off, done in a few minutes.

The remote is responsive, it even works through a blanket. I like lying face down and letting him control it from behind, never knowing if the next second is fast or slow. That not knowing is so hot, it gets me every time.

I didn't expect much from the heating, figured it was just marketing. Turned out to be a nice surprise. It doesn't feel cold anymore, and paired with slow thrusting it's genuinely better. I actually leave the vibration off a lot, thrusting plus heat is enough on its own.

The platinum silicone really doesn't smell. Just a faint new product scent out of the box that was gone after one wash. No skin reaction either, I feel safe with it.

The suction cup grips shower tile like nothing else, no amount of movement knocks it loose. The waterproofing is solid too, playing in the shower is no issue at all, and rinsing it right after is so easy.

The nine thrust modes are all distinctly different, from a really slow grind to fast continuous pounding, and each one feels like its own thing. My favorite is the middle setting with the heat on, it's like being taken slowly.

The surface isn't smooth, there's a subtle texture to it that I can feel once it's in. It's not some rigid rod. After it warms up the silicone softens a bit and molds against me really nicely.

It travels well too, it's not that heavy and doesn't take up much room in a bag. In hotels it suctions perfectly to the counter by the sink, and it's quiet enough that running the water covers everything.

My husband found this one and has been reminding me ever since that it was his idea.

I hate admitting when he’s right, but here we are.

He picked this one out and kept asking if I’d tried it yet. When I finally did, I came back into the living room and he had this stupid little grin on his face like he personally invented it. Annoying, but fair. He chose well.

My apartment gets freezing at night, so the first time I used Wade I turned the heat on mostly out of curiosity. Ended up leaving it on the whole time. It’s not the main reason I bought it, but now I definitely notice when I forget to turn it on.

After a long work week, I usually just want something that helps me switch off. Wade has become one of those things I save for when I actually have time to relax.

I don’t always use the same setup. Some nights I keep it simple, other nights I mess around more. Depends on my mood.

Pressed it down, gave it a tug because I didn’t trust it, and it didn’t move. Okay then 😂